Funny Christmas Cottage Doormat

$27.99

	18'' × 30''
Height, in	18.00
Width, in	30.00

This polyester doormat brings a playful, slightly cheeky vibe to holiday entrances. The felt-like polyester surface captures a richly detailed illustration of a cozy, candy-laced cottage topped with a mischievous dog in a Santa hat and the hand-lettered phrase “Well, shit.” It feels soft underfoot yet dries quickly after light outdoor use, so the scene stays crisp through mud and moisture. The non-slip rubber backing keeps the mat firmly in place on hard floors, porch steps, or inside an entryway. For people who like their décor with humor and heart, this mat sets a warm, irreverent tone before guests even step inside.

Product features
- 100% felt-like polyester top for vibrant, detailed printing and quick drying
- Durable synthetic fabric that retains shape and resists wear
- Non-slip black rubber grip backing for secure placement
- Suitable for indoor and light-duty outdoor use (porch, entryway)
- Lightweight and easy to clean — ideal for short-term seasonal display

Care instructions
- Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry

Printed items are made to order and usually ship within 2–7 business days. Fashion items ship from our fashion partner within a few business days.

After shipping, US delivery usually takes 4–10 business days. Canada, the UK, Europe and Australia take about 5–20 business days, and other countries about 14–36 business days. Your exact options and estimate are shown at checkout.

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Clothing measurements are listed in the description above, in inches, from our supplier. Unisex hoodies, sweatshirts and tees have a relaxed fit. For a roomier look, size up.

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